I have a really bad habit of eating way too much fast food. I’m not so much concerned about the fact that it’s not healthy, although that’s true, because 90% of the time I eat out it’s at Subway. Of course, it’s not as good for you when you get the 12″ and add a ton of mayonnaise and cheese. But it is still a moral victory because its Subway and Subway is healthy.

My addiction to eating out means that I am terrible at finishing food that is already in my fridge. Things go bad, get freezer burned, or just sit forever. My hierarchy for finishing food basically goes from Easiest to Cook to Most Effort Involved. First to go are frozen pizzas. Tuna sandwiches follow shortly after. Then I eat at Subway five days in a row until I can’t afford it anymore and am forced to make real food.

Anyways all of this is leading to something pretty disgusting. A week or two ago (probably closer to two) my roommate and I went grocery shopping and I thought it would be a good idea to get fresh strawberries. They were delicious for a day and then they sat in the fridge until last night. I made a frozen pizza for dinner and, on a whim, grabbed the strawberries to go with it. I took my meal out to the living room, flicked off the lights, and started watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4 On Demand.

The pizza was delicious, but the strawberries were a little off. Nothing too bad, they just tasted a bit sour. I figured they were “on the way out.” About halfway through the terrible, terrible movie, I gave up and went to bed. I left the strawberries sitting out because I am lazy. When I woke up today I saw what I had been eating. I was mortified. Have a look, if you dare.



How did I not notice the thick patch of fuzz? I don’t know, it was dark. Leave me alone. If I die from some horrible stomach virus you’ll know what happened.

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