• Regret ever having eaten at Susquehanna
• Count the number of Starbucks within a mile
• Watch cheerleader practice
• Smoke hookah in public because “it looks like you’re smoking pot but the cops can’t do shit”
• Drive around for an hour looking for parking
• Watch the debate team
• Join the debate team
• Get kicked off the debate team
• Go to the wrong class but stay anyways, because fuck it
• Be hungover
• Be drunk… still
• Be drinking
• Go home

It’s a wonder anyone makes it to class these days.

Tonight, the Towson Tigers took on the Central Connecticut State Blue Devils (or something stupid like that) in a game that captivated the eight people who were sober enough to stay past half-time. The nailbiter ended with Towson on top 20-10.

Next game: Away @ The Little Giants.

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