Saturday when I came home from work, I discovered one of the weirdest fucking scenes I have ever come across. My front door was unlocked, which honestly didn’t surprise me. Some friends had spent the night, and as I left for work that morning I told them to lock up and they probably just forgot. That’s not the weird part. When I walked into the kitchen, the back door was WIDE open. Not only that, there was a freaking extension cord running from outside into my kitchen wall. I followed it out to the side yard and found that it wasn’t plugged into anything. Not only that, but on the back porch was a small plastic tub of PVC cement or something.
 
Maybe it doesn’t sound all that weird to you, but just imagine coming home and discovering that in your house. Maybe you’re thinking my landlord let himself in and had to do something, but he has never let himself into my house without calling to let me know he was coming. And he certainly wouldn’t have left both of my doors wide open. The other weird thing is that ALL my shit was still there. Not a single thing was missing.
 
So what did I do? I unplugged the extension cord and threw it outside into my yard. Today it was gone.