My First Parking Ticket, Part I
My First Parking Ticket, Part II: Resurrection
My First Parking Ticket, Part III: Vengeance
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This is getting bizarre.
 
Take a look at the picture from yesterday, of my car side-by-side with parking enforcement. I was parked at “The Meter,” and P.E. was parked directly next to me. It was like that all day, with P.E. not leaving until yesterday evening. I took the car out last night, but before I went to sleep I snagged the spot again. When I woke up, P.E. was back… just like yesterday. Here is where it gets weird.
 
I took the car out again today, and as I was walking towards my car, I saw a woman walking towards me on some sort of walkie-talkie/cell-phone having an important sounding conversation. Immediately I knew she was the Parking Enforcement agent, and I was right. We got into our separate cars at the same exact time, without aknowledging eachother at all. I pulled out first, assuming she would be right behind me. That’s where I was wrong.
 
I have no idea what kind of crazy shenanigans are going on, but this is ridiculous. I am becoming scared for my safety. There is some sort of complicated conspiracy going on here, and I’m afraid that I might be approached by several men in black suits and thrown in a van for questioning. Here is some more visual aid; this is what I saw when I returned from my outing.
 

 
When I left, she moved over ONE spot… conveniently occupying the broken meter. What the fuck?!!?!?!?!
 
I’ll keep you updated as this develops.

1. Chris, October 3, 2007:

   Perhaps it has to do with the comment that Towson Parking Enforcement left on your previous entry?

2. Ev, October 3, 2007:

   Heh, actually that was my older brother messing with me. I was concerned too for a second.

3. k322, December 12, 2007:

   oh snap!!