- Regret ever having eaten at Susquehanna
- Count the number of Starbucks within a mile
- Watch cheerleader practice
- Smoke hookah in public because “it looks like you’re smoking pot but the cops can’t do shit”
- Drive around for an hour looking for parking
- Watch the debate team
- Join the debate team
- Get kicked off the debate team
- Go to the wrong class but stay anyways, because fuck it
- Be hungover
- Be drunk… still
- Be drinking
- Go home
It’s a wonder anyone makes it to class these days.
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